thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via forgigglesandlaughs)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(via forgigglesandlaughs)

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

(via sarcasmismybestfriend)

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(via forgigglesandlaughs)

katherlne:

EVRYONES GETTING OUT OF SCHOOL BUT I STILL HAVE 3 MORE WEEKS UGH

(via forgigglesandlaughs)

abiak:

‘hey, remember that dumb thing you said last week’

(via fuckinq)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via fuckinq)